"It’s a feature of our age that if you write a work of fiction, everyone assumes that the people and events in it are disguised biography - but if you write your biography, it’s equally assumed you’re lying your head off ( Read more... )

This is a facebook note from forever ago:

I just spent about five minutes of my life reporting links to websites about how much a bunch of high school kids hate their ex-girlfriends. Each and every one promised nude pictures of the girls. There's no way these girls are eighteen, which makes this child pornography. I know they don't realize that, ( Read more... )

When I was younger, I decided I hated poetry. This was partially because I decided at about eight that I would not be girly in any way, shape, or form. I would not like pink, I would not wear dresses, I would not bathe**, and I wouldn't let Mommy brush my hair. People were already calling me a tomboy, so I decided to own it. ( blah, blah, blah )

orange_prose:
-you should not try to breathe muffin
-it hurts
-pity me, dangit
mightycarrot:
-I would imagine so
orange_prose:
-I almost died in a really lame way
mightycarrot:
-I'm sorr

My brush with death tonight